There is no force in this world more malevolent than
gnomes that can so effectively strike fear, disgust, and hatred into
the heart of any decent human being. Those of weak constitution might
be shocked by the contents of this book, and some might believe that
such a game should not be available to children for purchase, lecture,
or especially play. Despite what we've been told, gnomes are not cute
or cuddly. This pro-gnomish propaganda is meant to lure unsuspecting
young innocents to their doom! In light of that, this book is no mere
game. It is a low-cost investment that can truly save your life.
GnomeMurdered is a game that is hopefully entertaining in the same way
that telling scary stories, reading horror novels, or watching scary
movies can be entertaining. But GnomeMurdered is also meant to be
informative, spreading the truth about those vile little beasts.
Above all, GnomeMurdered is an avant-garde, rules-lite game meant to be
truly innovative in a way no game has ever been before. The actual
required rules encompass less than a page, but the myriad of options
allow you to think outside the box. For instance, who needs dice -- use
a coin, playing cards, physical contest, mental contest, narrative, or
therapy in their stead. Scale the game with 4 levels of power. Learn
how the gnomes think and plan their attacks by incorporating their
styles of assassination, objects that can be looted from them, and the
most-dreaded mutations that plague men who get too close. Round that
out with 5 exciting scenarios, including Murder, She Gnomed and Aliens Versus Gnomes, and don't forget about the The Great GnomeMurdered Flowchart.
incidents, situations, and persons portrayed within this book are
fiction, and any similarities without satirical intent are strictly
coincidental. This excludes gnomes; they are real and a serious threat.
8x10" 102-page Perfect-Bound Book